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janky panky 

there's just one word: sex.
Katie and Matt were definitely NOT doing the janky panky in my room!
janky panky by watermelon liz October 5, 2009

hanky panky 

Discreet or surreptitious romantic or sexual activity. See hankey pankey for origins.
There was hanky panky going on under the table during our meeting.
hanky panky by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanky Panky 

The act of having sex with someone out of gratitude
He was as ugly as he was stupid. There was no way she'd be seen dead in public with him, let alone agree to the invitation she could see gradually forming in the gulf between his ears...

... but he had driven all the way from Barstow - so a little Thanky Panky wasn't entirely out of the question.
Thanky Panky by glubdammit January 26, 2009

janky panky 

there's just one word: sex.
katie and matt were definately NOT doing the janky panky in my room!
janky panky by dizzy miss fizzy April 25, 2008

Ganky panky 

When someone is killed or killing someone else seductivey; to kill in a seductive manner
I killed him, but I used the old ganky panky to do it so it wouldn’t be too bad for him

I tried to ganky panky him, but he had too much of a boner so I just killed him normally