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why don't you stay at home more often

A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.
1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.

B: Why don't you stay at home more often?

2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
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early and often 

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.
I like to whack off early and often!
early and often by eda-skip June 12, 2022

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. 

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

every so often 

The Hickish or White Trash way of saying periodically.
We went to visit them every so often.
every so often by Wolga September 3, 2008

three-up (often spelled 3-up) 

A woman that is so beautiful that she causes men around her to achieve an erection by looking at her. (derived from the term "three appendages up.")
Man, check out that 3-up there. She's one hottie!

and often confusing 

A word used to describe bafflement
Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!
and often confusing by hahaha July 22, 2003

Drug often 

A person who continuously uses drugs but don't wanna be called a drug addict because it will acknowledge that they have a problem.
I'm not a drug addict. I just drug often.
Drug often by Sir Ronin November 22, 2021