Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
An upper-middle class school commonly categorized as "preppy". The school consists of mostly ex RC, LJ, and Franklin students.
Like other high schools, Oakton has its fare share of "snobs", "bitches", "sluts", and so forth.
Other definitions are a disgraceful display of some types of people found at this school that have the remarkable ability to spam trivial insults at eachother.
Despite the impression that other definitions seem to give off, the school isn't that bad.
a school located in Fairfax county, Virginia, with shitload of snotty white kids who know no shit about sneakers. A good place to sell shitty ass Jordan's.