A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is
in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic
masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic
masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".