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Nurple Crab 

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.
Nurple Crab by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".
Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."
Nurple Surker by Archie604 April 6, 2010

Nurple surking 

The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.
Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."

Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."
Nurple surking by Archie604 April 6, 2010

Pruple Nurple 

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.
Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
Pruple Nurple by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Purple-Nurple 

This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister
"You retarded homo-curious asscrack, don't you dare give me a purple-nurple"
Purple-Nurple by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.
Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.
purple nurple by Pappy April 13, 2003