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Nikola Tesla

In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.
Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.
Nikola Tesla by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011
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nikolai belinski

A russian soldier who is a raging alcoholic. He can not get enough of that shit. Now give Nikolai his Goodman vodka or he'll rip of your arms and beat you to death with them.
I want my vodka as much as Nikolai Belinski!
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Usually depicting someone who not only looks like a goddess, but also seems innocent and sweet.
She has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. Has the greatest smile. She is into long-term relationships and she's loveable and passionate. The true meaning of wifey material. She is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have.

She is known for being incredibly intelligent and good at everything. Teachers love her and students hate her. She is beauty and brains. Regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them. She's also that kinda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Nikoline is a dreamgirl!
So if you have an Nikoline you better never let her go!!!
Guy: Jesus, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Girl: Oh yea, she was an Nikoline. I wish i was her.
Guy: She is like a totally dreamgirl! I think everyone wants to be her.
Nikoline by Namemeaning1 April 19, 2020

Nikolai'ing 

To describe someone doing batshit insane things
My friend is Nikolai'ing and being a fucking idiot.
two of the most beautiful syllables ever placed together, often very funny and loves to give out hugs, cuddly, has a tendency to cause people to fall in love with her very easily, strong willed, awesome at everything she does, very protective of her friends, may have some demons in her mind, but don't we all. Basically the best person you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: Did you see Nicolle?
Guy 2: Yeah she's just so awesome.
Nicolle by candyhearts July 22, 2009

Nikolai Gogol 

A hot, Russian clown
Is a terrorist but that doesn’t stop everyone from loving him
Person 1: Nikolai Gogol is so hot
Person 2: Who’s that?
Person 1: 😏 someone from Bungou
Nikolai Gogol by Yokomizo December 30, 2020
She is a goddess. She’s super pretty, sexy, gorgeous, and hot Hispanic girl.She’s an amazing friend and great to hang out with, she alaways stands up for her friends and she cares about them a lot and is a very loyal friend. She’s the type of girlfriend that’s sexy asf and loves to cuddle. All the guys are all over her because she’s hot asf. People fall in love with her smile and every little thing about her. No girl is as pretty as her, she’s extremely attractive, smart, and funny in her own unique way. She lights up any room she walks in. Don’t lose this girl she’s special.
Guy 1: Nicolleis so sexy
Guy 2: yea josh is so lucked he’s dating her
Nicolle by Sallygirllll May 16, 2018