Newt 

A white boy with a slender body and large tail

Im so glad I broke up with that Newt

Newt by Smashxcom March 26, 2019

Newt 

A man who loves his country so much, he cheats on his wives.

My senator must be a true American, he Newted.

Newt by Snee66 March 26, 2011

NEWT 

(adj) : acronym for Northeast White Trash: someone who was born and raised in Northeast Philadelphia but relocates to a trashy house in Wildwood, NJ for the summer rented from a woman named handschuh aka handjob, often refers to themselves and their friends as NEWTs, can also be called shiesty.

Person: hey how come you guys have a whole in your bedroom wall?
NEWT: because we're NEWTs and that's how we live.

NEWT by TruNEWTs (katie q and neanine d) May 21, 2005

Newt 

Someone who isn't ugly or attractive, but in the middle.

He's a newt. (Neutral)

Newt by Louisr133 March 29, 2015

newt 

young young young 👑🥸

newt is young young young

newt by I must be your dad November 24, 2020

NEWT 

DADDY

"OMG DID YOU WATCH THE MAZE RUNNER?"

"OMG YES NEWT IS DADDY!"

NEWT by NEWTS~GIRLFRIEND August 25, 2023

Newt 

A person with a very large top heavy head (cranium). In most cases the top half of the head is much larger then the bottom half. 80% of people with a Newt head, have little or no brain tissue. When they speak, they often hear an echo similar to yelling in a valley but they seem to enjoy it so they never shut up. Although not contagious, some people claim to hear the voices of newt heads. Former President Ronald Reagan mentions in his diary that he heard the ringing of a newt head once but perhaps he might have heard other instances of it but he couldn't remember. Although scientists claim that most cases of newt heads have come from the Springfield Illinois area. This could have stemmed from tainted breast milk. (see newt milk)

"look at the size of that newt on him"

Patient: "Doctor what is it?"

Doctor: "Well I have seen some cases of a newt head but never in the genital area" (see newt dick)

Newt by Camshot February 7, 2012