NASCAR

An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.

guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!

redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.

NASCAR by A WHITE GUY June 4, 2014

NASCAR

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

Coincedince? We think not.

The definition speaks for itself

NASCAR by Ninjalo November 28, 2003

NASCAR

A PHYSICAL SPORT where Chevrolets, Fords and Toyotas drive for 3+ hours, at speeds of 180+ MPH and 2-3 inches from the wall and from eachother. DISCLAIMER: Not just a rednecks sport.

Josh: let's go to the baseball game
Cletus: let's go to the NASCAR race instead

NASCAR by JakeG514 July 6, 2016

NASCAR

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.

NASCAR is awesome!

NASCAR by Me, not you. So leave. August 23, 2011

nascar

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Some people like baseball, I like Nascar. Its the best.

nascar by nick1369 February 20, 2009

Nascar

Formula 1 for rednecks.

NASCAR:

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks

Nascar by alex1010 April 14, 2009

NASCAR

The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race

Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.

NASCAR by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006