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The Muddy Buddy

The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
The Muddy Buddy by Whippedmamasboy October 10, 2020
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Nutty muddy buddy 

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.
“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”

Meddy Beddy 

A type of medicine used worldwide to help regain lost health points from combat. While it gains more medicinal properties than bandages, it takes a much longer time to use and could cause the loss of a victory royal on the battlefield
That shit look like a Meddy Beddy
Meddy Beddy by Meddy Beddy April 6, 2021

Coop Coop/Mehdi/Wayne Rooney/Meddy Beddy/Medhurst 

A true blue rigalicious bussy cobba who's opps with Tug Schultz, Tim Schultz(LCK) and Eric Delanator. Med is known for feats such as walking on a injured foot, missing his Mrs.'s Hand, going on Keto like a demon and many more. if you run into Med make sure to diss his girl and call him bussy. Follow Meddy Beddy at cooper.m0_0 on tiktok
Oi Coop Coop/Mehdi/Wayne Rooney/Meddy Beddy/Medhurst you fuckin buss, your girl is a munted horse you twink.

muddybuddy wedgie 

A wedgie, but you put mud into your victims underwear
I gave that dork a muddybuddy wedgie and said If he picked it, I would make him eat his muddy underwear!