Montezuma's Revenge

Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.

Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.

Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's Revenge by Sheendough March 5, 2011

Montezuma's revenge

A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.

Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.

There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.

"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."

Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."

Montezuma's revenge by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013

Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.

Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?

Montezuma's revenge by thedzone October 4, 2009

Montezuma's Revenge

The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.

That whore told me I got her pregnant, so I was forced to pull a Montezuma's Revenge.

Montezuma's Revenge by Club 553 August 31, 2007

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

Montezuma's Revenge by Neumannator September 3, 2016

montezuma's revenge

when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.

Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about

montezuma's revenge by A-ron-378 March 8, 2009

Montezuma spirit 

A woman that has grown kids that tells people she has money. Let her kids bring guest to the house and if your her man and do not want to be in an open relationship she will cheat on you with her daff ass daughter friend whom she is not giving pussy to but paying the guy car notes and rent because she is a desperate dater and a serial cheater. That goes around posting on Tic Tok at sixty years old which the average user on Tic Tok is between 18-24 years old.

Throws her man money away. Has a daughter that is worst than a stud because she is a daff. Has a son that wrote the Bible about how to go to jail and go Next-Gen on his donut of a stud mom.

His mom tries to teach guys she meet that she is a sadist. Most guys only hear the invitation of money. She is a stud. Since the first four letters of student is Stud she tries to play innocent all the while naming her man an undercover porn star or a stripper but wires money to guys that look like Nas X.

All the while draining you of your confidence and little sense you may have by fucking the living shit out of you. While her family find guys to throw bands too. She claims to have a pulling pantyhose party. The problem is it’s a pattern that the bitch is just nuts and tries to convince a man to stay with her so her family can find other man’s so she can wire her man’s money away without him ever seeing a rack or getting to touch anything.

It could be a man or a woman because the Aztec emperor Montezuma just like any other demon has to be stoned and chopped into pieces like Osirius. The demon comes back in a family if it’s a woman then she wants her son to sell drugs and wants to date her son friends. Example: Woman tells a man that she got money. Daughter brings her friend to the house that shits on her mom’s old man because he eat cockroaches and because her momma’s man can get money. Montezuma spirit

Montezuma spirit by Noconversebutrealityspeaks October 22, 2023