A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monsterwill be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
Thought to have originated in Derby or York, the term is used to describe a particular meal layout where a curry is in the centre of the plate, and encircled by a ring of rice - the moat.
Would you like a moat of rice, or do you want it to one side?
Like an alligator who wallows half in the mud, with the top half being lighter than the bottom half: A woman whos curtains don't match the carpet, one who bleaches their hair, but not their pubics