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moat monster 

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
Related Words

Moat Point 

Moat Point - When you are defending your statement so much you build a water filled ditch around it.
Furious, sweat started beading up around Clay's brow as he continued to argue his moat point.
Moat Point by aTALLasian June 15, 2018

Moat Digger 

One who digs trenches for a king, around his castle.

Can be used positively or negatively.
You're such a "Moat Digger"
Moat Digger by KruptWorld December 14, 2010

Moat Hill 

A large Bumb thats mildly entertaining and covered in growth.
Dude, theres a huge Moat Hill on your face
Moat Hill by Fallen Autarch April 22, 2010

moat of rice 

Thought to have originated in Derby or York, the term is used to describe a particular meal layout where a curry is in the centre of the plate, and encircled by a ring of rice - the moat.
Would you like a moat of rice, or do you want it to one side?
moat of rice by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Moat Gator 

Like an alligator who wallows half in the mud, with the top half being lighter than the bottom half: A woman whos curtains don't match the carpet, one who bleaches their hair, but not their pubics
Man, that way blonde woman... she's a Moat Gator!!!
Moat Gator by Shakeyhands October 4, 2006