Moakler 

An inbred redneck who likes to fuck chickens. Usually can be recognized by their improper english and rotten teeth.

That moakler just pinked a chicken and then cooked it for dinner!

Moakler by Jeff Killeen July 11, 2003

Gordon Moakes

Born 22 June 1976.The bassist/multi-instrumentalist for the London-based indie rock group Bloc Party.Moakes is noted for his calm and collective persona.On and off stage.Moakes is a proud new father of one.Gordon was the third member to join the Bloc.Despite his cool persona Moakes can be quite energetic throwing his bass into the second drum kit for the song 'Sunday' when they decided not to play it at the Pompano Beach gig in May 2007 (which I attended).Gordon Moakes also plays the glockenspiel for songs like 'Signs', 'Waiting for the 7:18', and 'Talons'.Gordon often wears black Adidas sneakers/trainers.Gordon's common nick name is Gordy.

Bloc Party is buisiness!

I know! Did you see Gordon bash his bass into the drum-kit?!

Dude...its Gordon Moakes...

Gordon Moakes by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009

moake

combination of moai and monke. it too strong for ur brain to handle because yes

man: monke?
other man: no
man: moai?
other man: no
man: moake?
other man: YES

moake by nah124 May 6, 2022

moakay 

Bad influence to the word, horrible person, a monkey.

“My name is moakay, and I’m a moakay”

moakay by Nejsjskfksjsjbfns October 2, 2022

Moaked 

Getting hit hard, like really really hard

In pe I moaked my friend in the fucking skull

Moaked by Skyhighkid10 July 21, 2017

moaked 

the state of being high usually meaning your more than just high but really high u tend 2 become extremely lazy and still want to smoke

paul:yo that blunt that joe rolled had me moaked as a mothafucka the otha day what about you?

john:hell yah that shit was cannon...

moaked by finessin it July 29, 2009

moake

see steek milly, millies

ORIGIN: Belfast, Northern Ireland

The state of the moakes in Belfast like!!

moake by Baby Becks February 10, 2004