minnetonkan 

someone that is from the not-so-great state of Minnesota. They can be found in their natural habitat wearing minnetonkan moccasins, north face fleece, and think that crocs are an acceptable form of footwear. WRONGO!

Looks can be deceiving with these creatures, although they almost appear to be humans (kind of like avatars, without the super powers), do not be fooled... they are not humans.
They are made completely out of goo, not out of normal human making supplies like livers, or lungs or anything, just goo.

Minnetonkans also struggle with the English language.

Example of minnetonkan speech: Please hand me my bag (which they pronounce beeehg).

minnetonkan by humansrus March 29, 2010

Minnetonka Minty Pig 

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

Minnetonka Minty Pig by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020

HR Minnetonka Friend 

Someone who lives and/or works in Minnetonka, Minnesota, and happens to work in the Human Resources field of business. HR Minnetonka Friends do not know each other, but rather, have a mutual friend who often lives in the Chicagoland area.

Wait you're from Minnetonka and you work in Human Resources? I have another HR Minnetonka Friend!

HR Minnetonka Friend by Team Indeed December 16, 2022