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Michael Bay Syndrome 

The condition of extreme pyromania in which one feels the need to create many, many explosions.
"Dude, I think I have Michael Bay Syndrome"

"Yeah, I know, You just blew up my cat!"

Michael Bay Moment 

A very unnescesarry and over dramatic explosion, caused by an underwhelming force; most commonly demonstrated by the action film director Michael Bay.
Michael Bay Moment by Freetaker August 27, 2009

Michael Bay Film 

A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.

A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.
Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.
Michael Bay Film by ahriik March 14, 2011

Michael Bay Presentation 

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

Michael Bay Harassment 

The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.
"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.

michael bay disease 

A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"