Come to Jesus meeting 

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

Come to Jesus meeting by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

joint subcommittee meeting by spanky July 16, 2003

Fancy meeting you here 

1/ A genuine expression of surprise when you meet someone you know in an unexpected place
2/ A sarcastic greeting when you meet up with someone at a previously agreed destination.

Hey, fancy meeting you here!

Fancy meeting you here by Lucothefish December 18, 2008

town meeting 

This phrase was brought about in the time of debates over "Universal Health Care" and the way people behaved in the face of differing opinions.
It means to disagree vehemently, to aggressively object,

to show outrage at another opinion

and to get all up in ones face about it

That ignorant S O B !, I all most had to go all town meeting on his ass !

I'll town meeting your every word unless you start making sense !

town meeting by critter getter September 1, 2009

beat meeting 

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

beat meeting by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

bible discussion/study meeting 

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

bible discussion/study meeting by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Open meeting 

When people aren't in a relationship but are willing to engage in sexual activity with each other but also won't be bad if the other person has sexual activity that isn't them. Basically a pass to cheat.

She met Aaron but that's ok because we are open meeting.

Open meeting by Aaron123c April 3, 2017