Mayonnaise 

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".

Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!

Mayonnaise by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012

mayonnaise 

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.

mayonnaise by Aquagimp February 17, 2009

mayonnaise 

Cocaine in powder form.

"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".

mayonnaise by Kugaf August 25, 2012

Mayonnaise 

A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.

mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!

Mayonnaise by bammulay March 27, 2011

Mayonnaise 

An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."

"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"

Mayonnaise by Eric Schaeffer April 28, 2003

Mayonnaise 

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

Mayonnaise by Granana June 14, 2016

mayonnaise 

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

mayonnaise by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003