mystical dragon 

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you are ready to cum, you punch her on the top of the head and watch it come out her nose.

I gave that bitch the hardest mystical dragon last night.....i wonder if she will call me back

mystical dragon by Michael111887 March 18, 2008

Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

Wise Mystical Tree by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

mesticals 

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

mesticals by MJE November 27, 2007

masticating 

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

masticating by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

Masticate by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Mystical25 

A RuneScape player who was always given a hard time by Rb0287 and EvilKal... And they loved it.

Also known as a ravaging tyrant.

Mystical25? Isn't she in that gorilla cage over there?

Mystical25 by Guitar Guru January 7, 2005

Mystical Fudge 

The most awesome band to ever exist!!!
from 2006-2008 they melted the faces off
of the east coast!!
LONG LIVE THE FUDGE!!!!
MELT THE FUDGE!!!!

too bad mystical fudge broke up due to internal affairs
fudgehead for life!!

Mystical Fudge by mdrc1010011010 June 24, 2009