Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Laser shark 

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

Laser shark by tonbird February 2, 2010

loser stuck

When you or someone else gets so stuck in the mud/dirt/clay you dont think its ever going to come back out. Quite often you need multiple pieces of equipment or something 5x it's size to pull you out

I got my fourwheeler loser stuck the other day, had to bring down a 4x4 tractor to get it out of the mud. 2 atv's with winches couldnt even get it out ; it was loser stuck

loser stuck by rangermaxx July 8, 2011

laser shades 

Some sick sunglasses.

That guy had some laser shades.
I want to do him.

laser shades by andy chen 2010 April 26, 2009

laser speed 

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

laser speed by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

loser shit 

When a person or group of persons participate in an activity obviously reserved for losers. Their own mothers look at them and think 'f*ck I raised a loser'

General loser activities that contribute little or nothing to society. You don't need a definition of loser shit cuz you'll know it when you see it.

Person 1 : 'My friend and I are gonna hit up a Military Airsoft simulation, and then we're heading back to his house for some anime. Wanna join in?'

Person 2: 'No thanks, that's loser shit'

loser shit by -PabloEscobar December 1, 2016

laser shits 

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

laser shits by ratty_ May 26, 2008