luckness

when someone has too much luck at a certain day, week, or month

bill: Lately, Bill's had a lot of luck

Dane: No that guy's got luckness

luckness by log27 April 3, 2009

Lochness Poo 

The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.

Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...

Lochness Poo by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010

Lochness Monster Bombs 

A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass

Ryan: Yo Rick i wanna do some drinkin
Rick: Straight up dawg lets do Lochness Monster Bombs

Lochness Monster Bombs by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010

lochness monster 

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

lochness monster by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

lunchess 

To play a game of chess at lunch

I asked my friend if would care for lunchess.

lunchess by SlurpSlime October 4, 2022

lunchner 

When you buy lunch to have enough left over for dinner.

We always have lunchner at Nappy Or Not.

lunchner by nappyornot November 10, 2015

Lunchner 

Late late lunch and early dinner. Between the times 4-6.

Meet me for lunchner at 5pm.

Lunchner by Zdowran May 15, 2020