Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

Lumpy Dick Salad by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

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Writer's Lump

The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.

Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.

Writer's Lump by mischaa June 21, 2009

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Lumpy Gravy, cold soup

Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup...no

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup by KingKrabKok July 17, 2018

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Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

Teddy SJ lumpy by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023