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Lasered Vagina 

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
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loserndom 

Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.
He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."
loserndom by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010
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ears lowered 

A slang term for a hair cut.
I got my ears lowered over the weekend.
ears lowered by mikelikewhoa451 March 17, 2007
Word of the Day on December 26, 2016
Loserer is more of a loser
Dajah Woods is a loserer
Loserer by conn ken December 23, 2008

loserdom 

That druggy is a slave to loserdom.
loserdom by Mattteo April 22, 2006
stoned to the bone
Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered
lasered by Bosshawk September 1, 2009
John is such a loserer, he can't even tie his shoes
loserer by Joseph Kim February 28, 2007