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loggersexual 

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.
Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!
loggersexual by Loggersexual August 2, 2016

PHantom Logger 

An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.
Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.

Boston logger

its when a male takes a shit on someones chest then stacks it all like a tree and then use their dicks to chop then down like a logger then yell temburg! as the shit/ tree falls into the other persons mouth.

Swampy Logger 

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.
Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger
Swampy Logger by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

loggerhead 

Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush!
loggerhead by Barbie2277 October 13, 2005
An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.
Logger by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003