Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this

For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up

by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025

dirty lochie

A 'dirty lochie' is when you stick your foot up someones us and they stick there foot up yours while lying down and you use your hands to crawl around.

i witnessed my parents doing a dirty lochie this morning

by pappiJim October 18, 2020

Lochte

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

Locher

lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.

After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.

by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

ryan lochte

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"

P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!

by Mellow D August 18, 2016

loochie

Money. Loot.

by The_Incubator August 5, 2003

lOckie

he only snorts the best memes and g-fuel

lockie; dang LOCKIE just stole my will to live

by i snort memes November 12, 2019