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like two retards fucking 

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi 

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far
Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.
You looked this up?

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts 

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me 

Powerful, stupendously funny, yet so real lyric of NY Rapper, Immortal Technique.

His raps are full of stuff like that.
Obscene, disgusting - yet so intelligent , metaphorical and potent to your ears.
My favourite rapper.

The only rapper who doesn't care (infact encourages you) to download his music off of the internet just to enjoy and play his music out lout to spread the message of the corrupt system :
'Burn it off the fucking interent and bump it outside, bump it out side'.
LEGENDARY!
'Is that your girl, bitch get over here, Gimme some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after that segment, she'll probably rub it in her pussy , trying to get herself pregnant!'

- An example from Immortal Technqiue's song , Obnoxious.

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me
- Freestyle