Langley mill 

A village situated on the derby and Nottinghamshire border. You will often spot a drunken tramp weasling his way to the bus stop. The village has a very large football following and you can sometimes overhear the "geezers" arguing about it at one in the morning. Do not be fooled by its peaceful look though as the year sevens will catch you lacking outside of home bargains.

Langley mill is a shithole

Langley mill by Not your dad__69 February 2, 2022

Langley effect

Any decent looking potential girlfriend will be turned into a slut. It is 100% effective

I thought this girl was potential wifey but the langley effect got her.

Langley effect by LangleySlayer69 October 25, 2018

Langley Park School For Girls 

I'm ngl it's an incredibly shit school. The education isnt completely abysmal , but the teachers attitudes are to just control the fuck out of everyone. Mrs Scott is a complete and utter bitch who thinks that the length of your skirt and whether you are wearing jewelry is more important than your education.

Overall dont ever fucking step foot in there, just go to fucking langley boys for 6th form or Harris Beckenham where you wont want to die all the time.

Going to Langley Park School For Girls was the biggest mistake of my life :)

Langley Park School For Girls by Fuckkkoff October 31, 2020

Langley Lick

Unlike the Norgga Bite, a Langley Lick is like a lollypop lick - like playing with a gearshift.

Girl: "Why is Becky so sad?"
Guy: "She got Langley Licked last night and says it burns when she pees."
Girl: "I thought it was because of the pink eye."

Langley Lick by Norgga August 9, 2017

langley high school

a high school in virginia that the oc was based off of. a school filled with rich, good looking people. probably one of the least diverse schools...because everyone's white.

you go to langley high school? that's where all of those rich kids go, right?

langley high school by Lalalaloo August 16, 2006

Langley Secondary School 

The most neglected school in Langley, British Columbia, Canada. Known for its great arts program and crappy student atmosphere, this school is for the brave and brave only. It has no money to spend and is what the other poorhouse school up the hill, Brookswood Secondary, calls "ghetto". No cliques, just gangs and a whole lot of smokers, druggies and gangs. It seems fine on the surface but really that place should have been closed down half a century ago. No homework, poor maintenance and no funding it what sums up a day at LSS.

Friend: Hey, man, where d'ya go to school?
LSS Student: Langley Secondary School.
Friend: Aw, man, you're not serious. That place is so ghetto.

Langley Secondary School by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010

Langley High School

One of the nation's best high schools, ranked at #98 in the nation. We may not be too good in football, track or most other fall or winter sports, but we wreck in wrestling, lacrosse and tennis. in fact, we are godly at lacrosse.

We do come from wealthy families, but kids here mind their own business and won't pick on you unless you're an idiot that tries to stand out. The girls here aren't all plastic. Like any other school, we have the plastic hoes, the pretty, genuine girls, the ugly girls, etc.

Our rival is McLean.

Man, I really wish we could win states in lacrosse, but we had the misfortune to be in the same state as Langley.

Fuck, Langley High School just won wrestling districts for the 12th year in a row. This is embarrassing.

Langley High School won in tennis again? I thought TJ was supposed to be good.

We may smoke weed, but at Langley High School, we get into Ivy League schools anyways.

Langley High School by This Is Saxon Country November 6, 2012