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Laney is a wonderful person, plus she has a dump truck ( a fat ass ). She can be a pain in the ass sometimes but everyone is. She is more responsible than me for sure. She sometimes has a problem not cheatin on her boo but not all the time. She kind of gives off his vibes but just bc she gorgeous. She can be hyper but if your serious she can be too. When she’s with her friends it gets litty titty.
Katie - man I wish I was laney
Laney by Thatgirrrllllcrazzyy March 24, 2022
Laney has a big butt and a small waist but she’s over all a great person. Yes she’s a pain in my ass but I love her to death.
Laney is such a pain in my ass I swear! I wanna hug her and strangle her at the same time
Laney by Rogue.Turtle July 24, 2018
Laney is the sweetest person you will ever meet she’s got the weirdest personality but that’s what makes her so unique she’s usually s smart person but the kindve person to try and vape random objects
I love laney
A girl who doesn't try to look good (or maybe doesn't try hard enough), but really is. After a little work, she'd become hot.

Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.
Guy #1: Do you think that girl over there is hot?
Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.

Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?
Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?
Laney by Basketball59 November 11, 2006
A cannibal who may or may not be in love with a man named “Gareth.”
Oh, you are secretly a cannibal and in love with a man named Gareth? Must be a Laney.
Laney by Lucifer’s cat March 26, 2020
euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.
Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
laney by Ben "Muppet" Cohen September 23, 2008