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1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.

2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.

3. This being likes to touch furry animals.

4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
Kronk by bananababy January 12, 2017
To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.
I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.
Kronk by Tullstoy February 23, 2018
Should we take "kronk" today?
Kronk by Viccern March 20, 2018
Kronk, 1. the act of accidentally stepping on a baby’s head 2. a term to spice up a sentence with your friends 3. or both the same thing
this party is getting wayyy to kronk

damn fortnite tonight bout to be hella kronk
Kronk by I <3 2017 September 19, 2018
A person who is easily annoyed or finds your jokes annoying. Commonly used as an insult or nickname. Add any adjective you desire in front of Kronk to add a kick. (Ex. Cranky Kronk)
Come on man don’t be such a Cranky Kronk! My jokes are hilarious!”
Kronk by DillyDally567 November 18, 2018
From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.
¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.
Kronk by babielle September 30, 2019