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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex 

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
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Kung Fu Kenny 

Kendrick Lamar's newest nickname, introduced on his most recent studio album "Damn.". Featured on songs like "LOYALTY." and in the music video for "DNA.", as well as playing himself as Kung Fu Kenny in a film played before Kendrick performed at Coachella 2017, it looks like Lamar may be going through a martial arts phase.
"Yo, did you hear Kung Fu Kenny''s new song?"
"Yeah, it was amazing"
Kung Fu Kenny by Kung Fu Kenny April 19, 2017

The Kenny McCormick Effect

The theory that somwhere, somehow, a Kenny McCormick around the world is getting killed or dying.
Someone named Kenny McCormick: Help me! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Random douchebag that doesn't stop to help: ANd that, my friends, is The Kenny McCormick Effect!

Kenny McCormick 

A South Park character almost as perverted as Chef. He is one of the four main boys, along with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman - Kenny is the residential poor kid, consistently clothed, concealed, and muffled by an orange parka, whose experience with sex is only surpassed by his experience with death.

Visible in select episodes without his orange parka - most notably in the movie. Has messy blond hair. The best-looking of the South Park boys. Voiced by Matt Stone.
Kenny McCormick: M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!
(I want her! Maybe I'll finger her and- OH NOOO!!!)

*Kenny is flattened by Mariah Carey's breasts*

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!!!
Kenny McCormick by Silver415 December 19, 2009

Kenny Killer 

Noun. A bastard. The phrase kenny killer originates from the show South Park. In every episode the character Kenny is killed and Kyle calls his assailant a bastard.
1.Stan: You killed Kenny.

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
2.You: I think the new Cartoon Network is great.

Me: You Kenny Killer!

kenny chen 

He is a very good friend who search innaporprite thing in class, and his girlfriend is 猪猪
kenny chen by anonymous October 23, 2018

alpha kenny one 

some thing you trick your friend to say
say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)
hey bob, say alpha kenny one 10 times fast loud to that group of people over there
alpha kenny one by Lilic December 27, 2008