Kardelens are queens! They're some strong, independent and smart ass women. A Kardelen is also one of the mostbeautiful girls you'll ever see. They can be shy but don't underestimate them, they can also turn into a bad bitch if you try her.
Someone who is incontinentand shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
When someone is frustrated with the situation going on and does not know how to respond, he says "agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya".
Memes by 'Peeing Human' has made this phrase really popular. The phrase "wah modi ji wah " comes just after it.
friend: Bhai ruling party ke spokesperson ne kaha hai ki gobar kohinoor heere se bhi zyada qeemti hai
Reply: Agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya?
friend: waah modi ji waah