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Kardelens are queens! They're some strong, independent and smart ass women. A Kardelen is also one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever see. They can be shy but don't underestimate them, they can also turn into a bad bitch if you try her.
-Is that Kardelen over there? Let's say hi.

-Yeah, but be nice to her, she can bite you with words.
kardelen by turkishgurl January 11, 2017
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karkeerat karked karke karkef karkera kanker Kake kakegurui Kacked Kakeru
A special type of tumor formed inside of the heads of fornite players.
Jij moet je KANKER bek houden, zwartjoekel!
Kanker by Tuurchemokuur February 1, 2019

kånkelbär 

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.
kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008

kanker op 

"Fuck off".

Kanker means cancer, so you really wish for someone to get outta ya way and get cancer and die.
Person 1: "Wil je neuken?" (wanna fuck?)
Person 2: "kanker op!"
kanker op by anomalous June 15, 2008

Kackensplatter 

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Kackensplatter by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007

agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya

When someone is frustrated with the situation going on and does not know how to respond, he says "agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya".

Memes by 'Peeing Human' has made this phrase really popular. The phrase "wah modi ji wah " comes just after it.
friend: Bhai ruling party ke spokesperson ne kaha hai ki gobar kohinoor heere se bhi zyada qeemti hai
Reply: Agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya?
friend: waah modi ji waah