java

A word used by english speakers - american english, specificaly - meaning a hot drink made with boiling water and toasted coffee grains powder.

Hold on a second, let me fix up a java for us.

java by pbelasco February 19, 2005

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Java

Slang for anal sex. Javascript works across all systems, as anal sex works across all people. Hence: Java=Anal Sex.

Ex 1: Dude, I convinced her to have java with me last night. It was so awesome until her IBS kicked in. I'm still scraping chocolate pudding off of my popsicle stick.

Ex2: Oh gross! Those two guys are having java in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

Java by Count Zurich May 11, 2009

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java

One of the best drinks ever put on this earth.

I need a cup of java.

java by Kompassion Kid September 21, 2005

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java

A programming language hated by many C and C++ programmers because of its lack of pointers and pointer arithmetic to directly access memory.
This is because the guys who made Java thought pointers are ZoMG OVERPOWERED! and can be a security threat, so instead they use something called "references". (which C and C++ also have, but pointers are more fun because you can change what they're pointing to, wheras each reference can only reference one, specific thing(and only Java objects) for Java )

C programmer: Fucking Java. It sucks. Not worth my time.
Java programmer: But it's multiplatform!
C programmer: How can you write serious code without pointers? In Java are you actually limited to FØRTRAN style problems: no linked lists, no queues etc?
Java programmer: But...virtual machine!
C programmer: Which is why it's so slow.

Random gang member walks in: yo dawg i heard you like operating systems, so we put a virtual machine in your machine so you can process data while processing

C programmer: Get a job!

java by LæT H4CK3R February 23, 2011