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January 1st 

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x
January 1st by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January 1st 

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.
Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

January 1st 

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.
Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x
January 1st by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January 1st 

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”
January 1st by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 1st 

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'
January 1st by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 1st 

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!
Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done
January 1st by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020