ingenuine disadvantage

Getting fucked by Microsoft. Paying 599 EUR for the retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, 460 EUR for the hardware upgrades needed to use it and getting that lovely "This copy of Microsoft Windows(R) is not genuine." box after two weeks' use.

Person 1: 'I paid 599 euros for this sh!t and got to use it just two weeks'
Person 2: 'That's just unfair'
Person 3: 'But that's Microsoft's Ingenuine Disadvantage'

ingenuine disadvantage by an4ljuggernaut December 14, 2008

Genuine Ingenuity 

To create something that can simply be describe as just plain and simply awesome

It takes genuine ingenuity to come up with shit like genuine ingenuity

Genuine Ingenuity by Eleven Aces September 11, 2010

Kiwi ingenuity 

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever

Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.

Kiwi ingenuity by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017

Yankee ingenuity

The urge to do something so stupid that nobody outside America would even dream it up.

It took Yankee ingenuity for someone to put pure capsaicin into hot sauce.

Yankee ingenuity by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 19, 2003

Inadvertent ingenuity 

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

Inadvertent ingenuity by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Endless Ingenuity

Endless Ingenuity outlines the infinite amount of creativity and proper solutions to any and every obstacle in front of a very select few individuals.

Endless Ingenuity is also an Umbrella company that ranges from General Contracting, Survival Accessories, Custom fabricated Vehicle Audio/Video systems and performance modification, smart mobility and anything else that needs solved or evolved. E.I. started in 2009

"I can't believe it works, you really have endless ingenuity."

Endless Ingenuity by DomTom365 September 6, 2016

Kiwi ingenuity 

A term coined by New Zealanders, which supposedly implies that Kiwis good at coming up with solutions to any problem, typically in an unconventional, unusual or in such a way that uses whatever resource is available (I.e. being innovative).

New Zealanders have a habit for attaching the words “good ‘ol Kiwi” or “Kiwi” in front of a phrase, to artificially make themselves seem more interesting. To outsiders, it come across as deeply insecure - as if it is a necessity to make themselves sound more special than they are.

Kiwi 1: “During the pandemic, I attached plastic tubing to my EFTPOS reader in order to maintain 2 metres social distancing”

Kiwi 2: “Woah, that’s some Kiwi Ingenuity right there!”

Immigrant 1: *sarcastically* “Because nobody else in the world has thought of that”

Immigrant 2: “Sounds more like good ol Kiwi bullshit”

Kiwi ingenuity by Kiwi Bullshit December 12, 2021