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Fork Hovering 

You know when you pick up more food with your fork/spoon but your still eating the food in your mouth so your fork just sort of hovers in front of your mouth until your done.
I couldnt swallow that piece of chicken so I was fork hovering for a while.

im hollering 

When someone is pointing out the fact that something made them laugh, or is absurd
Me: Did you see Frank fall down the stairs just now

Them: yes girl, Im hollering
im hollering by Kol3 May 26, 2021

Hovering Alfred 

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Hovering Alfred by Scott Kelley September 1, 2008

Hollering Bench 

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.
Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

Von-Hovening 

Downing Sour Money Triple IPA’s ferda and tossing dye high while shredding some zynachinos, zynbabwes if you will.
Bro you are tossing those dye sky high and ripping some IPA’s ferda you are totally Von-hovening!
Von-Hovening by NMJ21 May 9, 2023