hipstershit 

n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.

Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!

hipstershit by Kristina L. April 22, 2008

hipsterican 

A Puerto Rican hipster. Most notably those found outside of their homeland, in culturally-diverse cities around the world.

I heard Beauty Bar is full of hipstericans tonight.

hipsterican by DubbyConqueror May 6, 2011

hipsters 

people who think they are original and unique for having "innovative" opinions, when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered "mainstream" at the time. these people think they are above everyone else for being so "different," and thinking they are the shit for not conforming to society when really their whole life revolves around being different JUST to be different so people think they are cool. Being a hipster basically means THINKING that you can fool people into thinking that you have it all figured out by using reverse-psychology, when really you want to be accepted just as much as anyone else...Hipsters just try harder.

hipsters: "what! you're not allowed to like (insert underground band name here)! you're too mainstream! you listen to the.....RADIO"

average person: "oh..um.... i just like their music...because it's good....im sorry?"

hipster: *puts on fake glasses and walks away*

hipsters by chucklingfelines July 15, 2011

irony of hipsters

A group, gathering, or congregation of hipsters, similar to a "flock of geese" or a "herd of cattle."

I was harassed by an irony of hipsters outside of the Apple store for using an Android phone.

irony of hipsters by book of jobe November 14, 2011

Smug of hipsters 

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows

smug, hipsters, group of hipsters, smug of hipsters hipster, asshole, assholes, douchebag, douchebags

Smug of hipsters by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011

hipsterish 

describing someone who is acting, dressing, talking, etc like a hipster

Josh's argument was so hipsterish

hipsterish by oregongirl December 14, 2011

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

delusional hipsterity by laughingsquid March 22, 2011