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when you don't want to say all of Helen Keller's name
loud mouth: you readin' that miracle worker book yo??
me(trying so hard to not be bothered i'm reading): YES! the one with HELLER in it...GO AWAY!
load mouth: sorry bro
me(still annoyed): women shouldn't say bro!
heller by elriod March 15, 2015
Heller is a type of retarded person so autistic they can’t even spell their own name
How did you spell your own name wrong you heller
Heller by LIQ-WID August 3, 2018
Heller means hello but better
Heller by Mariah0312 November 4, 2019
Friendly people who came to America from British countryside

often saying hello or hello there
Heller there Mrs.Jones. How was your summer?
Heller by Smiles-huh September 5, 2022
Heller, a last name. No two Hellers are the same like no two Millers are the same.

Heller is a last name originating from western europe
Heller by Smiles-huh September 5, 2022

Heller's Ass 

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.
Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
Heller's Ass by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011