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A person who dominates at everything he does. This person is amazing at sports, gets good grades and gets all the girls. A Heffron is everything you want to be but better. When people see a Heffron they get really jealous because they know they can never be that amazing. You can tell a wannabe Heffron from a regular one because the fake just won't be as good or have that sparkle in his eye.
Jesus what a superstar that Heffron is.
I would trade everything to be a Heffron.
Sports center top 10 is now called the Heffron highlights.
Heffron by Jo fauit January 22, 2008

ex-heifer 

A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.

Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.
"She's kind of an ex-heifer."
ex-heifer by HarmonyChant December 12, 2012
You'd better get back to work. You don't want your hefe to catch you slacking.
Hefe by Geoff Adalian November 18, 2003
1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.
1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.
Hoffer by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

Gluten-free heffer 

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011
A female that gets on your nerves and/or does annoying things
"That girl that just bummped me in the hall is such a heffa"
heffa by solo77 October 6, 2013