Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

Harvesting the pearl by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

Harvesting the pearl by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Harvesting hickeys 

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.

Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."

Harvesting hickeys by von groovy July 11, 2024

It's almost harvesting season 

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.

Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.

It's almost harvesting season by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017

friend harvesting 

This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.

Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?

friend harvesting by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 11, 2010

Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting 

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.

Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life

Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting by PastorPapi August 10, 2019

Pear Harvesting 

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

Pear Harvesting by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010