dick-in-hand

Like cash-in-hand, you are paid with sexual favors, rather than money.

Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: Na, it's already happened. My boss is hot, she pays me dick-in-hand! BOOYA!!!

by G0T_M34T January 1, 2009

Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

by Holden5986 December 18, 2012

Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

by BgKen May 7, 2011

dick in your hand

A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation

Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand

song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.

Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
*********
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

dick in ur hand

Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand

Wtf plenty of girls here and you guys are standing around with your dick in ur hand.

by Chuco cr November 24, 2016