Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.

Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.

Gravitationally Challenged by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008

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Gravitational Tantrum

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.

My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.

Gravitational Tantrum by fteegardin August 2, 2010

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Gravitasianal Pull

Gravitasianal pull is a force that is exerted on Asian girls by white men who have something unobservable going for them. At first glance, the male exerting the gravitasianal pull appears to be quite mundane. However, when observing this phenomena, one will notice that Asian girls don't stand a fighting chance against those who exert this newly found force.

Matt Kinzler has been dating for years, yet I've never seen him with a white girl. He must have quite the gravitasianal pull. G.B.S with Bill just isn't the same as sex with those tight little Asians.

Gravitasianal Pull by Awkward Bill April 13, 2011

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Gymvitation

To invite someone to the gym.

I tried to get Erica to workout with me, but she declined my gymvitation.

Gymvitation by Joe_Esquire June 6, 2018

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