Granola-bar 

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

Granola-bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

Granola-Bar 

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

Granola-Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola bar titties 

Long flat titties

Damn! That girl got some tasty granola bar titties!

Granola bar titties by Potatolover November 15, 2020

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

granola bar baba grill by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

nature valley granola bar 

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

nature valley granola bar by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Crunchy Granola Bar 

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

Crunchy Granola Bar by deltacircle August 2, 2010

Ten Granola Bar Day 

That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting

Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.

Ten Granola Bar Day by Roommate 3 April 15, 2008