An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.
Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
Elixir golem is a card in clash royale, that is absolute dog shit, it will give the other person elixir when destroyed. If you use it you must hate your life, so to that I say go meet god make a friend.