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Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up 

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.
did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!
going nipples-up by zazamua November 11, 2013

im going to throw up

The phrase you say when your lunch is coming back to say hello. Also helpful to get through large crowds fast because no-one wants to see you barf
Drama girl: Oh ew I just had some bad food and IM GOING TO THROW UP!!!!
Crowd: (silently parts)
im going to throw up by Kittys meow December 11, 2013

im going to blow up the white house 

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit
Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

shut up and keep going 

when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking
"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"

Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

Thier are manny examples of this however.

1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.

2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.

In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.

Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(

As seen above.
noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass