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Glorping 

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.
Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that
Glorping by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

glorping 

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.
yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!
glorping by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025

Glorping 

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.
He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!
Glorping by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025