Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

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Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

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putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.

yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!

glorping by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025

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Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

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