Double Glazing 

When two guys cannon their load over a ladies innocent young face...

Kirsty congratulated herself on getting the Double Glazing men round as she mopped her sodden brow, and continued with the washing up.

Double Glazing by GavL November 7, 2006

gearing up 

Getting ready, prepared,or planing your next move with all needed resources

The family was gearing up for their trip next month.

gearing up by Larry Fotta July 23, 2006

Glazing 

Mostly used by New Yorkers, glazing means when a person is dickriding another person

Person1:That nigga adam got 5 cars 3 houses and 2 wifes. Person2: U glazing bro get off that nigga dick.

Glazing by Rezgang November 11, 2022

cock glazing 

letting him cum in your mouth and then using it to slip and slide your mouth up and down the shaft

After I shot my load she held in in her mouth and kept blowing me. It was a great cock glazing!

cock glazing by J S Kennedy December 14, 2006

Neopolitan Super Glazing 

When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!

Example 2:

I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.

Neopolitan Super Glazing by The Man with a Sack of Mince March 27, 2008

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

glazing logs 

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

glazing logs by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015