fucktarded 

Noun?? The mental state immediatly after really great sex. Charactoristic of acting silly, goofy, being clumsy or just generaly in a silly mood following awesome sex due to lots of endorphines running rampit throughout the brain. To be fucked stupid.

That sex was sooo great, afterwards he was acting fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.

fucktarded by Silly Fuck June 25, 2010

fucktarded 

fuckin retarded. extremly stupid

what the answer?
r u fucktarded? it wasn't even a question

fucktarded by little princess October 4, 2012

fucktarded 

Used to describe somebody who has been fucked recently and is now retarded, obsessed, infatuated and/or stalking because of it.

"Did you see that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, we did it, and now she's fucktarded over me."

"Why hasn't Josh been hanging out?"
"Oh, he got laid, and now he is fucktarded over some bitch from Seattle."

fucktarded by windigo77 June 12, 2009

fucktarded 

(verb) - to get extremely shitfaced and/or wasted. this can be achieved through alcohol or drugs or both.

Let's get so fucktarded that we don't remember where we parked the car.

fucktarded by miskusi September 14, 2006

fucktarded 

The best alternate to the politically incorrect term 'retarded'

Herd first from Jason Ellis. Channel 28 on Sirius satalite radio.

That guy was 'fucktarded' for doin her on her rag!....
What are u fucktarded or something?.......dont puke in my fucking car!

Also reference 'fucktard'......as in, You sir are a fucktard!

fucktarded by marbib April 7, 2010

Fucktarded 

aka: super fucktarded.

when someone is extremely fucking retarded, or that someone is a fucking retard.

"She is super Fucktarded , I mean look at her!"

Fucktarded by DeDiCaTed2Mi VSN LuNCh BuDDiEs March 27, 2009

fucktarded 

Someone who is so retarded they are beyond retarded, they are fucktarded.

Why would you do that? You are fucktarded!

fucktarded by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015