show your fucking balls 

a phrase commonly shouted out windows when you're a faggot

listen up! show your fucking balls!! cuz im gay

show your fucking balls by taz gam March 20, 2004

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE 

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE by Vaksej November 8, 2021

Eye Fucking Balls 

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

Eye Fucking Balls by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

Fucking Shit Balls 

A phrase which is used when something totally sucks!
Abbreviation: FSB

That test was hard as fucking shit balls!

AWWW FUCKING SHIT BALLS I LOST!

Why the fucking shit balls does every predator missile come after me!

Fucking Shit Balls by AKA The Doc February 7, 2010

Fucking shit balls 

-Another way of saying "holy crap"

- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.

Fucking shit balls by johan6789 March 28, 2009

coon baboon fucking a balloon 

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

coon baboon fucking a balloon by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

fucking soft as balls 

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.

Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls

fucking soft as balls by softballs69 December 23, 2013