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Soda Fucker 

A regular asshole who causes trouble and always carries a can of soda with them
Mike : Dude you better quit messin around Chad will fire you!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Soda Fucker by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

fuckerdness 

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles
I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!
fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

fuckerhead 

An expression used when all other derogatory terms have been exhausted to describe someone that has surpassed the boundaries of all moronic and idiotic gestures.
Man that guy is a shit eating son of a bitch! He's such a...a...fuckerhead!
fuckerhead by brandonocity June 21, 2008
Person who is being fucked, by the fucker.
Tommy was the "fucker" while Sally was the "fuckee"
Fuckee by MaddoxMcveigh January 13, 2011

Chair Fucker 

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.
Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."
Chair Fucker by UNan February 6, 2015