FB Fapping 

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.

Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.

FB Fapping by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013

mind fapping 

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

mind fapping by robisawesome August 31, 2011

Hippy flopping 

The precise art of combining the disassocative ketamine with the pyschadelic Psilocybin to enter a false reality and explore your consciousness.

last night we were hippy flopping and I explored my conciousness in a false reality

Hippy flopping by Mc Ganja Stench September 1, 2010

floppingmelio 

floppingmelio is a bad bish, who is really pretty. she deserve all 100+x fanpages and she’s just a queen 🙄 you hate floppingmelio? read that backwards 😍

@floppingmelio is a queen <3

floppingmelio by sagegreenkaka October 12, 2021

gut flopping 

Where a large bellied individual raises his or her stomach and allows it to drop upon his or her sexual partner in a way that creates a *smack* sound. This is an act performed for sexual pleasure.

Man, my back is killing me from a night of gut flopping with your mom.

gut flopping by Barringo December 4, 2007

Power Fapping 

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

Power Fapping by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Elegant Fapping 

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

Elegant Fapping by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010