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field goal post 

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear
field goal post by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

Field goal status 

An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.

Field goal position 

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

63-yard field goal 

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
63-yard field goal by Chendaddy February 15, 2006

Boston Field Goal

It's when you bang a girl then punt her cat shortly after
my friend-"I gave sam a boston field goal"
me- "oh so thats why mittens is missing"
Boston Field Goal by ColinS October 18, 2006

Chinese Field Goal 

A play in American Football where in the team comes out in field goal formation, and the holder pulls the ball up and looks to pass the ball to the kicker who is running down field.
"There's not much time to go, I say we go for the Chinese field goal."
"You're fucked in the head. Kickers don't catch. They kick."
Chinese Field Goal by Black Pope September 17, 2011