Feeding the Geese 

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

Feeding the Geese by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

feeding the fur 

v.sexual intercourse.
short for feeding the furburger

See feeding the furburger

feeding the fur by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005

feeding a horse 

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.

"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

feeding a horse by ChapmasterFlex27 March 15, 2010

feeding the octopus 

Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.

Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.

feeding the octopus by bri_bel April 24, 2017

Feeding the Devil 

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.

Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.

Feeding the Devil by gmurf413 May 3, 2009

feeding the trolls 

When you reply to a troll or group of trolls on the internet, usually angrily and while showing signs of being offended.

When you do this, you give the trolls the attention that they crave. You're responding in the way that the troll wants you to respond. You get upset over something that someone posted on the internet.

There are many trolls on this site. Please don't feed the trolls. Send their "definitions" to Quality Control and then ignore them.

J.B. is a poster who kept feeding the trolls over minor issues. Now the trolls run rampant with his username because J.B. kept giving them the attention they wanted.

feeding the trolls by radium December 6, 2004

feeding the furburger 

v.The process of sticking raw man meat in a pink taco, hairy or bald.

syn. feeding the fur

Feeding the furburger is a great way to learn about human anatomy and jewlry at the same time. I hear pearl necklaces are back in style this year.

feeding the furburger by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005