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February 24 

If you were born on his day you an idiot but your funny and super nice.
Me: "You were born on February 24 you must be awesome to hangout with!"
February 24 by whatislife.com December 10, 2019

February 24 

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then
February 24 by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020

February 24 

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...
Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

February 24 

National get the girl pregnant that likes you day.
Fuck the girl that likes you on February 24 and try to get her pregnant :)
February 24 by Brooke.11039 November 2, 2019

February 24 

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane
guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo
February 24 by bignig224 November 3, 2019

February 24 

Today is smile and agree to everything day! Felling sad or angry? Don't want to do what someone asks? No pouting! You NEED to SMILE on this day and give a nice YES! :) :D
Mom: would u like to do your chores right now?
Me: Okay
Mom: You agreed with no complaints! How amazing!
Me: :) *I hate February 24*
February 24 by Mar}<3 November 15, 2019